Sounds about right

"I told everyone you were dead, mum. But you may just have been sleeping."

Carnivorus

Chewing at a chicken's leg, he looks across the table: "Mum, what is chicken made of?" I hesitate, not sure if he'll be traumatized by realizing he is eating a dead animal. "Um, chicken is just chicken. Good isn't it?" Mr T rips the meat apart with his little teeth, holds the bones up in the air: "Is this part stuck to the bum?"